castroid 

In video games, the removal of abilities, tools, weapons, etc., usually done early in a game to offer the player a preview of more advanced powers.

In a traditional castroition, the player will spend the rest of the game regaining their abilities to gain access to different areas within an open game world.

(Derived from the combination of Castlevania and Metroid by the cast of the Rebel FM podcast.)

"I felt like a total badass with my wave beam, grappling hook, and boostball until I got castroided fifteen minutes into the game."

"I thought I'd been castroided until I picked up the super-gravity-gun"

castroid by iscariot83 August 25, 2009

Castroed 

To take over an internet forum and replace the original intent of the group. Usually a myspace group infested with trolls who systematically spam and flame original members of the group causing them to leave and or become butthurt.
The word "castroed" comes from the rebellious revolutionarry leader Fidel Castro who overthrew the Cuban government.

Ha! your group just got castroed!

Castroed by Yuckothetroll December 19, 2008

castroed 

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.

"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"

castroed by mofod May 15, 2013