National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

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#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.

The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

cashtration

The act of cutting your financial supply off.

Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.

by 123b October 4, 2009

Castratee

Person who has or is having their balls chopped off. Can be used as a past tense or present but not for the future. Usually these men are gay or mormon.

Doctor- "YOU ARE NOW A CASTRATEE..."
Man- "YOU MEAN IM GAY?"
Doctor- "YES."

by Hairymonsterwomanwithaface January 2, 2010

Castrate

Removing very special pearls and (maybe) a special stick from a man.

"He managed to castrate me, even though the knife was blunt."

by Garlic_ December 9, 2020

Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

cashcrate

A legit website that actually pays you to complete surveys and other simple tasks. You can make anywhere from $20 to hundreds of dollars a month. Although most offers typically pay $0.25 to $1 each, you can use a program called Roboform to make it so much less time consuming to fill out each offer.

http://cashcrate.com/1134379

Guy 1: Man, I really need some money to pay for all my drugs and hookers.

Guy 2: Well it's easy, just go to http://cashcrate.com/1134379 to get a ton of easy money!

by stevebrule February 21, 2009