Cashmas

The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February.

Also "$mas".

Jodi spent 14 hours at the mall in celebration of Cashmas.

by Jim Strider January 7, 2009

cashvalanche

Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.

That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008

Casharoonies

Slang for money

You know what would be good right now?

No what?

A bagel!

But you dont have any Casharoonies, you cant buy bagels with out Casharoonies!!!!

by BlueBagel July 30, 2009

Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews

Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!

by Wilamaral August 31, 2013

Cashell

Cashell is a beautiful girl who is a smart and confident person. She is always in the mood to help other people out and will find a way to keep them happy. She is nice, attractive and good at sports.

Boy 1 "Wow who's that cute girl, must be a Cashell"

by halogba October 26, 2019

Casheek

A cash money geek is a fit man and is a god at all games he has touched. He is cracked in csgo and tf2. casheek i someone who u will love to be friends with he is caring and loving but not to caring. he is born to clutch.

cash money geek is what you aspire to be.

Wow i am so glad to be friends with casheek pog! - swipez

by casheek February 11, 2021

Boo-boo Cashew

My very beautiful princess Lily

Hey Boo-boo cashew u look so cute with that headband on.

by Collush January 26, 2023