Claustrophobia 

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

Claustrophobia by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

Carsophobia 

Fear of Ben Carson

She had Carsophobia.

Carsophobia by Doobie99 January 15, 2016

ghetto claustrophobia 

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

ghetto claustrophobia by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013

catastrophobia 

a fear of catastrophe

Craig was paralyzed by his severe catastrophobia.

catastrophobia by GOPT November 26, 2009

claustrophobia 

The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .

Sally saw santa at the mall .. She burst into tears & ran behind her mommy . She was claustrophobia

claustrophobia by manly man truth August 19, 2011

carcerophobia 

fear of landing in jail.

He does not steal anything, not even a thing worth a farthing because he has carcerophobia.

carcerophobia by uttam maharjan August 16, 2010

Claustrophobia 

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

Claustrophobia by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009