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Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
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Sabrina Carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful, singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too). There's nothing she can't do.
"holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nothing she can't do."
by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017
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Carpe natem

Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"
Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."
by Dasgay May 18, 2014
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Carpe Diem

A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."

Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.

However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.

Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.

The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!
by vrls September 6, 2013
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Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010
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aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!
Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.
by magcon lover March 24, 2014
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carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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