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just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions
1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.
by EZirish January 12, 2010
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Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.
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