carpet bagger

1. Purveyor of goods which are not what they purport to be, north american post civil war.

2. Politician striving for popularity in a remote ward.

'gather round for I have a panacea for all ailments such as dropsy, feeble spirit and malingerance' The tale of the carpet bagger, Mark Twain 1875.

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by Poppa D January 15, 2007

Carpet bagger

someone who acquires vast amounts of pussy

bro: Hey man whats good for tonight
dude: We are gonna go carpet bag like crazy
bro: aw yea man lets go bag that shit
dude: we're the carpet bagger's tonight

by pjurneejay October 28, 2011

carpet bagger

a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.

You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar

by charlie daniels October 25, 2004

carpetfagger

(n) -- an opportunist that makes money by capitalizing on the acceptance of GLBT America, even though he or she was completely uninterested in GLBT business in the past due to public opinion.

"That carpetfagger wouldn't cater a gay wedding last year, but now that the Supreme Court has opened up gay marriage, he sees he can make some real money!"

by kulte July 30, 2013

Carpet bagger

A term used by ignorant, inbred, redneck motherfuckers who got outsmarted by a dude from up North

"Well gollee that doggum carpet bagger took advantage of my middle school education"

by Big Daddy W January 24, 2023

Carpet bagger

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is not from New Jersey, but moved into New Jersey so he could become Governor.

Phil Murphy is the living embodiment of carpet bagger.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

Carpet Bagger

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.

Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger

by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023