Cornography

Basically porn for corn
they are showing there niblets

You have too much cornography, man!

by john mac - da mack dawg October 6, 2004

Cacography

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.

c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?

by floccinaucinihilipilificator April 3, 2013

Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

by nashvegas August 24, 2008

dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021

cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography

Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.

by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009

Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.

One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

i.imgur.com/
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by tlw3 August 17, 2011

Cartographer

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

by AGDIC July 10, 2014