carnage

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences

eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage

by Yish August 24, 2006

Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

Carnage

Alisdair "The Machine" Hastie

of Morningside, Edinburgh.

"This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"

aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"

"Carnage Central tonight"

aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"

by I've naeeeee iiideeaaa October 3, 2009

Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

verbal carnage

Venting of pent-up anger in string of unrecognizeable words

me: "You really want me to let you know what I really think of you, you mother-effing, effer!!!

other: "Yikes. Watch the verbal carnage"

by strwberryjoy December 22, 2009

Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.

"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"

by Riley K December 24, 2004