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crApple

A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?

Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.

Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?

A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
by DanTheMan23 February 21, 2011
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Cappiello

The last name of a group of noble people's that came from Italy. A person whom is related to make Hats or cloak. A person who is distiguished by his hat or cloak.

A couples of young brothers whom escape from Napoli Italy, to meet the new world (America) the old one who marry Sverina (french woman) in the early 1800 went to Puerto Rico, The younger one went to New York.

Actually a common last name in Italy.

The brand name of a mozzarella cheese made in New York by the Cappiello's family.

Other variants Cappielo, Cappiello, Capielo, Capilo, Capiello
Cappiello means Hat, or cloak wich is a type of loose garment that is worn over indoor clothing and serves the same purpose as an overcoat; it protects the wearer from the cold, rain or wind.

Origins Italy

Went to Puerto Rico, New York
by Jimmyppr February 8, 2012
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CAPalert

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.
What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?
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crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.
Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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Crappler

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.
Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.
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capper

A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.
That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He's A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!
by YoungChief The Meff a Dondotta September 16, 2007
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no capples

no capples is basically the phrase “no cap,” meaning “no lie,” or “on god.” some people type “no cap,” as: 🚫🧢. when typing “no capples,” in emojis, you would type:🚫🧢🍏/🍎. (apple color of your choice, of course.) no cap and no capples are basically the same phrase, just a more fun way to say it.
Boy 1: That girl is fine asf, no capples.
Boy 2: I know this man did not just say “no capples.”
by catiya October 12, 2019
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