A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
by DanTheMan23 February 21, 2011
Get the crApple mug.The last name of a group of noble people's that came from Italy. A person whom is related to make Hats or cloak. A person who is distiguished by his hat or cloak.
A couples of young brothers whom escape from Napoli Italy, to meet the new world (America) the old one who marry Sverina (french woman) in the early 1800 went to Puerto Rico, The younger one went to New York.
Actually a common last name in Italy.
The brand name of a mozzarella cheese made in New York by the Cappiello's family.
Other variants Cappielo, Cappiello, Capielo, Capilo, Capiello
A couples of young brothers whom escape from Napoli Italy, to meet the new world (America) the old one who marry Sverina (french woman) in the early 1800 went to Puerto Rico, The younger one went to New York.
Actually a common last name in Italy.
The brand name of a mozzarella cheese made in New York by the Cappiello's family.
Other variants Cappielo, Cappiello, Capielo, Capilo, Capiello
Cappiello means Hat, or cloak wich is a type of loose garment that is worn over indoor clothing and serves the same purpose as an overcoat; it protects the wearer from the cold, rain or wind.
Origins Italy
Went to Puerto Rico, New York
Origins Italy
Went to Puerto Rico, New York
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