Cannonballed

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway

" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"

by Billbo998 November 6, 2015

Cannonballin'

TO order at least 4 pints of beer on a Monday evening

"4 pints already? She's cannonballin', amirite?"

by Ronnie-B December 10, 2012

Cannonball

A Cannonball is the act of indulging in one drug or alcohol then taking more right on top of that. It is not nearly as specific as most definers make it seem. Any time you use a drug or alcohol in rapid succession or simultaneously it can be considered a Cannonball. Even food can be cannonballed when you are eating your desert and scoop up some of your neighbors desert for a CANNONBALL!

Oh shit, Emily just cannonballed a Xanax bar on top of that suboxone!
Hey Mikey, cannonball that Patron' shot on top of that bowl you're smoking!

by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018

Dirty Cannonball

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

Cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball

john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.

by tiggermack September 14, 2011

Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.

Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?

by Oakstaff January 10, 2012

Rogue Cannonball

A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.

I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.

by JuanPablo March 23, 2013