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camouflage 

1. The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings.

2. A method of cryptic or concealing coloration that allows an otherwise visible organism or object to remain indiscernible from the surrounding environment through deception.
3. To change or modify so as to prevent recognition of the true identity or character of.
Animals and humans use camouflage to protect themselves from attack or get closer to prey.
camouflage by Rocco12 August 17, 2009

Canoga Park Camouflage 

When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)
"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."
Canoga Park Camouflage by Mike Lima February 16, 2015

Camouflage 

Camouflage cam-ou-flage |ˈkaməˌflä zh; -ˌfläj|
noun
Often, of a chocolate chip like pattern, it is designed to provide cover in a desert environment. It should work best against a sandy or rocky background.
But when they looked upon the desert environment, no soldiers could be found -- only the appearance of a giant cookie. It was camouflage that had hidden them.
Camouflage by Pikachuuuuuuuu July 23, 2009

CLAMOUFLAGE 

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
CLAMOUFLAGE by Master Distractor August 29, 2010

camouflanguage 

Language whose meaning is obscured by use or overuse of vague phrasing, complicated sentence structures, and jargon. Used mainly by politicians to squiggle out of a tough situation. A portmanteau of camouflage and language.
But that's camouflanguage you're using. What does that all mean?! What are you trying to say?!

clamouflage 

Damn girl!!! You need to clean up that clamouflage or I'll never find that pussy.
clamouflage by myjalopy August 6, 2008