Christmas Cumming 

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

Christmas Cumming by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

dick cummings 

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

dick cummings by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Shadow Camping 

When a n00b on Call of Duty or other online game camps in such a way/in a place that they are hidden in the shadows; an easy way of getting kills.

Guy 1: Hey I'm having fun playing call of Duty Black Ops!

*gets shadow killed*

Guy 1: Goddamn shadow camping cunt!

Guy 1's friend: haha you got shadow camped bitch.

n00b: I like dick and I'm not female.

Shadow Camping by Iloveyoucraig January 5, 2011

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

cumming and going by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

pissing and shitting and cumming 

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

pissing and shitting and cumming by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Harold Camping 

Harold Camping, 89 years old man, who predicted that the world will end on May 21st, 2011 (Rapture 2011). He predicted that the world will come to an end before, in 1994, but had said it was a miscalculation and that it would be on May 21st, 2011 instead.

On May 21st, when the world did not ended, Harold was nowhere to be seen. Rumors has it is that he is hiding from his followers.

Especially Camping’s followers will be demanding an explanation as they had put all their faith in Camping’s prediction, quitting jobs, selling their possessions and donating all their money to support the Doomsday campaign.

Harold Camping: The world is going to be in a chaos that it will make Japan's earthquake look like Sunday school picnic. IT IS RAPTURE 2011!

Harold Camping by RustySpoon3r June 21, 2011