cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014

Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble

That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.

by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019

Cactupussy

When a girl hasn’t shaved her pussy. Making the hairs prickly to the touch.

She sent me a picture of her wet Cactupussy.

by Sonnets October 8, 2021

coctapus

a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.

My stupid coctapus of a boyfriend just hung up on me again!

by kuh-laire May 17, 2006