caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

by Hoe no May 4, 2019

Cacomallow

A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC leak in images and video. Includes Mii fighters with costumes of Cacodemon from the Doom series and Mallow from Super Mario RPG fighting against Ken from the Street Fighter series on the stage Yggdrasil's Altar from Dragon Quest XI. In an image, Ken gives a thumbs up, similar to a leak of himself before the initial release of the game. May or may not be a mod, but it made people motivated to make Mii Costume mods.

"Cacomallow is real"

by Aerospherology May 20, 2020

Caveman Blues

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.

*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."

by purge August 3, 2007

cavemanscaping

Manscaping with fire.

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 14, 2014

Caremey

Caremey is a boy who cares for people, and is a human being and Haitian.

“How are you caremey” “Hola”

by coolgirlxdd September 13, 2019

Caveman palming

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.

"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."

by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021

Cunty Cavemen

Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.

Example 1:

Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

Example 2:

Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen

by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014