barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Barkalona

A finished football club who only was relevant from 2006 to 2015 when they had a great squad and has barely any real history compared to the greatest football club ever, Real Madrid. Now they are Europa League warriors who have lost to the best club ever Real Madrid 5 times in a row. Without Messi, they are now exposed as a small club who had to rely on Messi for their worthiness.

Barkalona is a finished small club.

by InterimLegend February 16, 2022

Barkie

Dutch slang for €100. Or simply 100, as a number.

Aaii hoe veel kostte die patta's? Barkie-half (= €150)

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Die man is niet helemaal barkie (hij is niet helemaal goed bij z'n hoofd)

by GeenPseudonym October 9, 2013

Barking Lot

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.

"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017