Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

Morning Buzz

The Morning Buzz is the first buzz of the day. It is in relation only to the Dokha tobacco which is smoked from a medwakh that is popular amongst UAE teens. The Morning Buzz can be smoked in the morning, afternoon and evening as long as it’s the first buzz of the day no matter the time.

Bro come alley I need my morning buzz before school.
Yo, can you fill me up just a head of Dokha for my morning buzz.
Man I haven’t buzzed all day I need my morning buzz now.

by wagwan_piffting December 5, 2018

Buzz Stopes

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.

That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.

by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022

Captain Buzzkill

Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.

The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.

by DiDo25878 January 3, 2008

buzz words

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

buzwordsalad

Similar to buzzwordsalad, but specifically describes a math equation or algorithm that appears to be full of meaningless algebraic content and buzzwords, but is actually a highly complex equation that simulates quantum chaos.

That equation is a buzwordsalad, nothing of value, it should be deleted.

by Dakoder April 23, 2020

Buzztired

Late night tired where anything and everything makes you laugh and you type messages like you're drunk.

kate: bruh I'm tired but like buzztired

jeff: buzztired? I've never heard of that before

kate: yeah me either. But i can't stop laughing

jeff: lmao you're drunk on sleep deprivation...

by beehappi23 July 20, 2020