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The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
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Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.
"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".
by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008
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butthole gb's

A butthole gravity bong is a device that concentrates marijuana smoke to a degree that leaves the smoker stupid high. The process begins by pouring 12 fluid ounces of water (sparkling or non-sparkling) into one's butthole, followed by shoving a water bottle with a packed ratchet bowl into the anal cavity, then begin to light the bowl and slowly pull up the water bottle. Once the water bottle is out of the anus remove cap, inhale, and enjoy :)
Mike: Wobby wanna come over for some gb's bruh?

Wobby: Nah I'm finna take butthole gb's

Mike: Aight but Faz's butthole got that loud pack tho
by Originator of the butthole gb February 21, 2014
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Lit Butthole

Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout
Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.
by LittButthole August 9, 2016
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shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"
"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"
by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019
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burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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Niggas in my butthole

When ya having gay sex and ya homie nut in yo butthole and all those niggas in ya butthole, because sperm is niggas waitin to fertilize n shit
You: OH COCK
Homie: IM BUSTIN NIIGGAAAA
You: OOH NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE
by Nigga Toilet300 January 28, 2019
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