buttfork

A person too lazy and fat to get off the couch.

Justin, stop jacking off on the couch and start cleaning some stuff you buttfork.

by kornpunk[they took my name] November 10, 2008

Buttfox

Someone as sly as a fox trying to eat a butt.

Jonathan Miller is such a buttfox.

by buttmunch92 March 27, 2013

buttfoolery

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.

"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."

by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005

Buttsore

Used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny.

Dennis was buttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on urbandictionary.com.

by Peter Bitter June 1, 2004

buttworld

when your robitussin wears off in the morning and your body feels the depletion of energy.

there are 2 ways out of buttworld, sleep or more tussin.

by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005

buttfire

when you strike a match in front of yo girlfriends ass and she farts

"My bitch started a buttfire"

by lostmytoesinthewar August 20, 2018

buttfood

A g-string that is gobbled up by a bubble but.

epsilon: I used that ass as a pillow.
epsilon: That's buttfood
omoc: What?
epsilon: That g-string just got gobbled up by her but.

by aseomoc October 17, 2011