Burbedma

Some bs religion my clueless lost friend Joel made up

I am a follower of burbedma

by Themotherfocker October 22, 2018

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

Between The Buried and Me

Sex For Your Ears.

Dude1: Yesterday i was listening to between the buried and me and..

Dude2: you tell me this everyday You jizzed during ants of the sky!

by Btbammakesmejizz February 19, 2010

burned out

What occurs when you overwork yourself into a state of limited mental acuity, depleted emotions, and strength completely drained from your body.

I was so burned out I didn't even know I was burned out. When three days of vacation helped maybe 2%, I realized I had to cut way, way back on the hours. I don't mind playing brinksmanship with myself, screwing around until deadline on shit I have to do. But, when I miss even those basic deadlines and my important stuff just starts piling up - of what I can't even function enough to take care of - well, it was pathetic, and I'm only just now coming out of it after chilling a few weeks.

by Rose etta May 3, 2008

buffed stallion

A studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. Sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. Maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle mass.

At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

between the buried and me

best band ever. ever.

Ad a Dglgmut is the best song ever. by the best band ever - btbam.

by dave(y) April 4, 2005