Bumfuck Egypt 

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

Bumfuck Egypt by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

Bumfuck, Missouri 

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

Bumfuck, Missouri by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

Bumfuck Egypt 

Having to park your car on the otherside of the college campus when classes are in a closer building.

I was late to class because I had to park in bumfuck Egypt.

Bumfuck Egypt by Julie March 9, 2004

Bumfuck, Egypt 

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)

Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"

Bumfuck, Egypt by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

Bumfuck Nowhere by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025

bumfuck, Tibet

Something hardly reachable

(on Nias Island)
Girl: How the hell did get there in Bumfuck, Tibet?
Boy: Bitch, look in the mirror. You're already in it!

bumfuck, Tibet by KaptainKrunchForLunch January 1, 2026