bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

by thaks May 26, 2006

Bumfuzzle

To be confused, perplexed, or flustered or to cause confusion.

Alternatively dumfoozle.

Some of the words and definitions submitted to urban dictionary make me bumfuzzled.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Bumfluenza

Influenza of the ass.

Diarrhoea.

Tim is home from work today, as he's been struck with a bad case of bumfluenza

by William Swan April 4, 2009

Bumfuggled

To be totally shocked by the situation at hand.

When i approached the fork in the road i was bumfuggled

by The desert rat 1 June 21, 2016

bumfuck

the middle of nowhere also known as bumble fuck

here we are right smack dab in bumfuck

by '70Boss 429 mustang November 2, 2018

bumfle

cloth that is bunched up or wrinkled - term used in the West of Scotland

Your jersey is all bumfled round your waist

by Katie W57 January 15, 2009

Bumfuzzled

Confused, bereft of knowledge about a particular thing.

Bobby Bowden is often bumfuzzled about his player's actual NAMES.

by Steve Kaplan December 16, 2004