back on my bullshit 

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.

back on my bullshit by bria333 December 9, 2017

I call bullshit 

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

I call bullshit by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011

Bullshitery 

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale

Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern

Bullshitery by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

bullshido 

martial arts instruction that is fruadulent, inept or otherwise not worth trusting (from a pormonteau of bushido and bullshit)

If the instructor appears to be out to make money, than the chances are that you will probably encounter bullshido.

bullshido by Light Joker April 2, 2007

bullshitium 

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements

Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium

bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011

no bullshit attitude 

A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.

I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.

no bullshit attitude by hfontana August 14, 2016

Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

Bullship by Fraknor May 19, 2008