berjillion

a really fucking big number

dude i just shot like a berjillion robins with my bb gun

by Jokre May 26, 2011

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

bazillion

A context-sensitive (CS) number.

A bazillion marbles could be hundreds to thousands.
A bazillion gunshot wounds could be twelve or thirteen.

by Chuckage September 20, 2005

Billion with a B

What news reporters say when they are discussing dollar amounts in the billions, in order that their slack-jawed redneck viewers don't confuse the word billion for the word million.

News Lady: According to recent reports, the total cost of cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico may exceed 50 billion dollars...

Redneck Viewer: Oh lordie Jesus, 50 million dollars is a whole lotta money. I could but what 4000 cases of beer wit all that

News Lady:.......That's Billion with a B

Redneck Viewer: <speechless>

by Concerned Pedestrian June 11, 2011

Billion

I believe in the UK a "billion" means a million millions (e.g. 10^12 rather than 10^9)

Pretty self-explanatory.

by bob February 6, 2005