brophy wife

When you're dating a chick who gets bonus points cause she's like a bro.

Dude, are you gonna bring your brophy wife to the game?

by runregg June 17, 2013

Lorcan brophy

A wee weasel who is also a snake and very narcissistic probably because of his mother who calls him handsome. This thing is usually fat but will call other people obese to so he feels better because it's too lazy to get in shape by itself

Lorcan brophy is a wee twat

by THEBIG DOG July 3, 2021

ReRe Brophy

Re is the most amazing friend ever. She can be a bitch, as she loves to abuse me but all the same she is the air I breathe and I could not survive without her. She is very funny. FICK HER. but i loooove her...wow this sucks.

Re is my wooooooorrrrrlllllllddddd.

by Cooopuusss February 14, 2005

Brothey

Brothey refers to an apple, or a similar food pr0duct that has just reached the point of inedibility , therefore still edible, but unpalatable and dry or even to stodgy to enjoy.

He tasted the apple and found it brothey, so he spat it out.

by Katzz R August 18, 2008

brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.

My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!

by 73Fatty September 14, 2012

brophy

A trophy bro, similar to a trophy wife. The bro you keep around to brag about and show off to all your other bros.

Guy 1: Why does Alex always show up to our parties with that guy instead of his wife?
Guy 2: Yeah he's his brophy. Dude loves showing him off!

by MikeByson January 11, 2015

Brophy

Trophy wife but a bro.

Dude, Tyler is a brophy.

Yeah bro, Tyler's a BILF. (Bro id like to friend)

by Papa Long Wong May 13, 2022