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Brokencyde

Four men who makes utterly horrendous noise from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Brokencyde (noun): a shrill, excruciating, high-pitched sound, often confused with the sound of two cats fucking. It will make the deaf cry, babies want to crawl back inside their mothers, it will turn men into serial killers, and often puts chills down your spine. At first all you can do is laugh, but after 30 seconds you often find yourself with a face of such horror that you will literally run away screaming to the kitchen where you will tear out your eyes, ears and throat with a salad fork and pour acid down your throat to help 'take away the pain'.
Jim: Hi mike

Mike: Hey Jim how's it goin'?

Jim: Not good, could you come over later and help me pour hot boiling acid down my throat and face?

Mike: WHY?!!??!?!!?!

Jim: I was forced to listen to Brokencyde

Mike: Oh..No problem, want to just do it now?
by Dennys Menus October 1, 2009
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Just like the worst thing ever.
Person1: Dear look at these poor starving africans on the T.V.
Person2: It could be worse, they could be at a brokencyde gig.
by taylortheory February 22, 2011
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a thing most worthy of being utterly ignored, forgotten, and expunged from all personal and collective consciousness.
...brokencyde?

i'm sorry, did you say something?
by fearfeasog January 23, 2011
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Brokencyde is an American Crunkcore band from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Orginating in 2006 to present.
Brokencyde also has been called a disgrace to the music world by critics.
Brokencyde fan: OMG listen to this song.
Non-Brokencyde fan: by who?
Brokencyde fan: Brokencyde!
Non-Brokencyde fan: Hell no get that out of here!
by idkhahha November 1, 2011
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A band derived from the screamo-rap genre that has become known as crunkcore. There music has done to heavy metal what soulja boy did to rap music. They fail both lyrically and musically. They alter their vocals to try and make them sound like they can do something right. They are more concerned with their scene apperance than their music. In essence they are fucking faggots.
Bands that get my dick wet: system of a down, dethklok, chimaira, as i lay dying, devildriver, megadeth, winds of plague, behemoth, iron maiden, carnifex, skeleton witch, whitechapel, dark tranquility, kse, motorhead, dio, black sabbath, dope, arch enemy, amon amarth, in flames, arsonists get all the girls, veil of maya, rob zombie, disturbed, strapping young lad, death, job for a cowboy, dead silent slumber, black anvil, slayer, suicide silence, and lamb of god bands that don't: brokencyde
by Protagonistofatragedy236 September 21, 2010
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Correct spelling: brokeNCYDE. Troll geniuses - the current shift paradigm in music trolling.
Just post brokeNCYDE videos's links in other "serious" music videos and witness the reactions
by CYFAWZ October 15, 2011
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A band consisting of four Metro sexual/Homosexual males in there early and late twenties. Whose fans are young boys ages 13 to 16 and hopefully not on up, if so why?

Music style: Gaymo/screamo/Electronica < ? WTF is electronica?
I actually took time out of my day just to research the band which was pretty gay my fault and I found this quote on quote "best-band-ever-O-MY-GOD!!!" by followdarainbow1012. After finding this quote this where I stopped my research and came to the conclusion that this band is made for emo boys who dress like girls and young girls who dye there hair black, say they are punk and use the word "rad". My theory after all my research is that this band is really hot shit "yo" no really hot shit "yo" like from a dog taking a dump in central park by the tree on a 95 degree day in the middle of summer.
Brokencyde: Like teen pop bands Hanson, Backstreetboys, and Nysink < you know that band with they guy that slept with brittney spears not KFED but he is one of the other examples. If you bought his CD same on you!
by WTFiselectronica June 14, 2009
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