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Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."
Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.
by Kam842 October 26, 2007
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Brined

The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Brinked out

To be in the state of surviving corporate cruelty. To move beyond stressing about success and failure, beyond presenting the acceptable face. To be released to finding new meaning behind the façade. To have faced the worst and survived. To be laughing at pain. State of moving beyond bullshit to authenticity and being alive. (and its a little bit cruel).
Hey Joe, you look great. I heard you brinked out.

Yea I brinked, I put in all the work and those douchebags took the credit and fired my ass, but I'm done with the spladder, set up on my own and I feel great!
by Milou's Tale November 14, 2011
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branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch
"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.
by whatlofi January 3, 2014
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brindee

I love brindee
by Rank man1 May 2, 2019
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Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."
by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019
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brinked

boy 1: my bestfriend is trying to chat up my girlfriend

boy 2: that’s brinked cunt
by hiheyhello178 August 11, 2021
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