wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Brinley

The most beautiful girl in the world. When your talking to her your always smiling, she knows how to make you happy. Brinley is beautiful, smart, funny, outgoing, fantastic. She makes me happy asf tbh

Yo have you met Brinley? She is everything I could have asked for.

by Hugh jass on her January 4, 2020

Brimley

Whiskey and Gravy, best served hot.

I just drank a Brimley.........it was hot and delicious. It burned on the way down, but I still liked it.

by smokeabowl April 6, 2008

brimley

verb.

To eat so many sugary foodstuffs at one time that one risks becoming diabetic. Refers to Wilford Brimley's famous Liberty Medical commercials where he talks about his "diabeetus".

"I still have a box of Belgian chocolates I have yet to brimley through."

by somethingsurvived January 10, 2008

Brailey

Braile is a cute and funny person. She likes sports and she is pretty chill.

Me:did you see Brailey in the hall?
Friend:yeah she is rlly hot

by Bradthebeast124 June 4, 2019

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

briley moment

when you have a "innocence minded" moment

I didn't get the perverted joke, that was so a briley moment

by Cat lady July 24, 2015