Beatard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know

My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!

by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009

Breetard

Someone who makes facts up on a daily basis and is barely capable of understanding game mechanics.

Bree is a Breetard. Good lord what a Breetard Bree is.

by The Aurora Blade Association February 1, 2009

breastados unidos

A busty latino-american woman; the breasts of a latino-american woman.

Check out the breastados unidos on Rosaria.

by DanPants June 11, 2006

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

beautarded

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

by ianvogue May 13, 2014

Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."

by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016

breadward

bread's full name.

"hey did you see breadward?" "yeah he's at trayvon vert's trap house."

by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017