Bortoli

A last name from Corsica. A Bortoli is trustworthy and loyal, they also are the source of great fun and enjoy life to it's fullest.

He is a true Bortoli, he would never let you down.

by Carugi November 23, 2021

bortz

A guy that likes to drink alcohol, and is hard a rock.

Are you a bortz?

by zyzy-zyon December 3, 2023

Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025