Boregasm

A disappointing orgasm generally stemming from masturbating to uninspiring porn.

I was watching this horrible porn the other day and had a boregasm. Better than nothing though.

by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020

Boregasm

To have an orgasm when one is bored you see this a lot in live webcam chat. The giveaways are usually vaping drinking bottled water or studying ones nails intently while faking it.

I was watching the Russian webcam girl last night. Boregasm is all I can say.she basically. Phoned it in!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Boregasm

Bore-gasms. Verb..the act of pleasuring yourself during the pandemic. Also when you can't get a date but dont care to find someone. Or been married for a long time.

Damn Maximo i said to myself. There isn't anything on TV. Can't leave the house cause of pendemic Porn and a good boregasm it is.

by Cantumaximo July 26, 2022

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011

boredasm

when someone screams ughhh!!! really loud because they reached maximum boredness.

person 1: im so bored. i just...i just...ughhh!!!!!!!

person 2:dude, you just had a boredasm.

by cmt51894 January 21, 2011

Boredgasm

So bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.

billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: Whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.

by ahhhfxckit May 13, 2009

borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

by Stampy April 15, 2005