Bonercoin

The next upcoming cryptocurrency to replace dogecoin

Person 1: " I'm gonna put $10 on bonercoin"
Person 2: " more like 10 inches"

by Wankoffski August 25, 2022

Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

bonero

Latin fuckstick used to impale young vagina. Also refered to as a penisero.

Pablo those shorts are too small, I can see you're fucking bonero!

by sitruc_snagel November 28, 2006

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

bonerdown

Extreme disappointment or anticlimax regarding something that one was previously excited about.

Lewis: When I showed up to the book signing it turned out to be Stephen Baldwin, not Alec Baldwin!

Christa: Bonerdown man!

by XtarPags November 28, 2011

bonerfold

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

by Scarface89 August 31, 2012