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bonerbuster

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
by Janus57 June 14, 2005
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bonerbutt

Jeremy- "Bonerbutt, i gotta take a shit"
Teddy-"That sucks"
by pimpTholla November 18, 2005
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Bonerblocker

The act of a girl being so ugly that it blocks your boner.
*sees fat chick with a bikini walking across the beach*

EW dude, that girl's a serious bonerblocker.
by PmcK94 December 28, 2010
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Bonerbunt

When you slap your boner so hard your balls fly the opposite way.
I hurt my groin after I did my daily bonerbunt.
by xxbassistfreakxx August 7, 2011
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Bonerblimp

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp
I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.
by Holyboner May 29, 2013
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bonerection

Having an erection when you're dick is already long and you have a boner.
Man did you see Bill!? He went hard in the bar last night after getting drunk and he started getting bonerections when he saw skirts
by Outdated by average standards November 14, 2016
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bonerbiter

when a sudden pain is in the groin area.
ow fuck my cock just got a bonerbiter
by but cream November 17, 2020
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