blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

Blunch

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime

Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch

by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020

The Burchi

The act of masturbating in front of a funhouse mirror.

Once the mirror was installed in my basement, I could enjoy "the burchi" without having to go to the circus.

by Tony Runyon June 25, 2008

bourchett

(pronounced bore-kett) A common term of abuse used by many people in Ipswich and Brisbane in Queensland Australia. Often replaces terms such as idiot or dickhead. Originates from a local family bred from incest siblings.

You're a bloody bourchett.

by Big Ad May 5, 2005

the burchfield

to slap an ass as hard as possible leaving a vivid handprint across the cheek and then ejaculating on the handprint

"Man i really gave that bitch "the burchfield" last night, that bitch is gonna see that hand print for weeks .... what what!!"

by Dino Fuckin P October 5, 2008

Ms. Burch

Asshole of a teacher that gives homeroom seating for no apparent reason. Also known as Ms Bitch

Person 1:Did you hear Ms. Burch flipped her shit today?
Person 2: yeah. There's a reason why she's Ms Bitch

by MsBurchIsAnAsshole February 23, 2017

burchenko

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.

"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."

by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009