BluAnon

"a loosely organized network for Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories."

Russia Hoax
Jussie Smollett hoax
Ukraine hoax
Covington kids hoax
Brett Kavanaugh hoax

The BluAnons are trying to go after Poso...

by BlueberryAnon March 7, 2021

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

BlueAnonPanic

A loosely organized network of Panicked Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities, who spread left wing conspiracy theories such as Russia hoax, Jussie Smollet Hoax,Ukraine Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax & Brett Kavanaugh Hoax.
BlueAnonPanic adherents fervently believe that right wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now, and remove “lawmakers” from office, hence the need for deployment of thousands of National Guards stationed at the U.S Capitol.

Hey did you see that Democrats got the word BlueAnon banned?

“Uh yeah, that’s BlueAnonPanic”

by Joe Biden’s Handler March 7, 2021

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.

A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.

by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020

BlueAnon

A conspiracy theory brought up by the Democratic (and Republican) establishments and the mainstream media to prop up lies about President Donald J. Trump, his family, and his 75 million compatriots who loved him.

Examples:
Donald Trump was compromised by Russia.
Trump called Ukraine to halt foreign aid to investigate Joe Biden.
Trump is going to start a war with Russia.
Trump is going to rig the economy.
Brett Kavanaugh was a rapist.
Amy Coney Barrett was a colonizer.
Nick Sandmann harassed a Native American guy.

The Turks are killing the Kurds in Syria.
Russian Bounties story.

Joe Biden will not ban fracking.

Brian Sicknick was beaten by a Trump supporter by a fire extinguisher.
"muH tax returns"

Joe Biden getting 81 million *actual* votes.
"There is no evidence of voter fraud!"
"Mueller is going to get Trump!"
"Trump incited an insurrection!" (or should I say erection :DD)

and so on...

Me: Phew! No collusion...no obstruction.

Some guy: Just you wait! Wait until the unredacted report comes out!
Me: Do you believe in BlueAnon?

by Batsoup Groyper March 7, 2021