blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006

Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

blumpy

When your socks seriously get wrinkled up inside of your shoe.

Mom my socks are blumpy.

by John OC December 8, 2006

blumpy

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

by Shit Stache June 27, 2005

Blumpy

V. To orally falate a male who is in the act of expelling solid waste

I walked into the bathroom and saw Lindsay giving Chris a blumpy! He's a legend!

by Thefetis December 31, 2010

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

Blumpy

a sexual act involving a man on the toilet taking a dump while being sucked off by another man.

"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"

by best demolisher July 3, 2008