blown off

To make plans with an individual and cancel those plans (or not show up) because something more appealing came up.

Person A: "I'm not going to make dinner tonight because I heard of a sale at Tiffany's"

Person B: "Man, I just got blown off!"

by Marco Tesla February 11, 2007

blown away

overwhelmed, extremely impressed

I was blown away by his performance.

by Light Joker March 10, 2005

Blountstown

A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.

Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!

by Lilsectioneightmothafucka September 21, 2018

full blown retard

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.

Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

by A random guy who is not gayy February 11, 2014

blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

by Bongaboi September 5, 2009

browntailing

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.

Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

by db romanowski July 8, 2010

Shooting Blowstar

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.

Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.

by DougDemuro February 20, 2019