Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Bloom Shoes

An alternative to bullsh*t

I call bloom shoes on that

by bloomhead June 5, 2021

Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

Bloom Blam

An amazingly awesome word to describe a person

Man that guy is such a Bloom Blam

by Bloom Blam December 14, 2009

Bloom Effect

That funny little tickly feeling one gets in the pit of their stomach while visualizing Orlando Bloom's face and/or body. Experienced by fangirls worldwide on a regular basis.

Girl: I have to give a speech and I'm really nervous... My stomach hurts.

Boy: That is called the Bloom Effect, my dear.

by CoriOreo January 25, 2008