by Mana94 March 13, 2009
Verb: The act of having explosive diarrhea and accidentally getting feces on your balls; the act of defecating on someone else's balls in order for them to be pleasured by the act.
"Damn. After that Chipotle we ate last night, I ended up accidentally blooming. My balls looked like they were dipped in chocolate."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
by Satch86 January 01, 2019
"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"
by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009
A sound effect used for the purpose of saying outloud when performing an action such as punching, kicking, throwing something, etc...
*Be sure to put a long emphasis on the long "oo" sound. Such as, "Blo0o0o0o0o0m!"
*Be sure to put a long emphasis on the long "oo" sound. Such as, "Blo0o0o0o0o0m!"
Gary is driving late at night back home when he decides to throw some trash out his car window. After he rolls it down, he shouts "Bloom!!!" as he chucks it out.
Thus, the sound effect adds to the boring-ness of just throwing it out without one.
Thus, the sound effect adds to the boring-ness of just throwing it out without one.
by x-xRichardx-x July 11, 2008
by Bigdickalez August 07, 2018
random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
by chizuki March 18, 2021