blondesinine

Something so absurd and so foolish, that it takes a blonde to do it. And not just any blonde; I'm talking about the dumbest, most intolerable, idiotic bitches on the planet.

See'Reece Witherspoon.

by The Original Love Doctor August 17, 2004

bloodegic

An epic, deadly weapon.

That's a bloodegic weapon you have there.

by taraboomer September 13, 2012

blondification

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.

I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.

by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009

Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.

I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.

by Badwsky February 10, 2010

Blondeidentitycrisis

The blondest most coolest most stylish people pleaser out there.

Blondeidentitycrisis
Person 1: "Have you heard of that Fe dom?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah she's over there in that corner apologizing to the wall for bumping into it."
Person 1: "Oof Oikawa reincarnation tingz."

by WhycantyoubemorelikeHange August 9, 2021

Blondering

Typically when a blonde is wondering around confused

Have u been blondering lately

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Blondiricans

A term used to describe Puerto Ricans who dye their hair bright blond usually in the style of a 90s boy band member. A flattering term for an attractive man with bleach blond hair who has obviously black roots.

Lots of artists and djs around Orlando are spirited Blondiricans.

by Brainybombshell September 30, 2023