the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009

blizzard

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

Blizzard

1.A very strong storm.
2.What your homie says to you when he's blowed and has been listening to too many Snoop Dogg albums.

1."An storm involving mass amounts of snow is coming this way, fellas"!
2."Yo dawg, I am blizzard like a lizard!" - Snoop Dogg listening friend who is currently blowed

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Blizzard

Canadian hurricane.

"It's a blizzard outside, eh?!"

by Extreme Canadian January 16, 2017

blizzard

When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.

Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August

by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006

Blizzard

After a man blows his wad into his women mouth she pretends to swallow, only to blow it back into his face with her lips vibrating thus creating a spray that covers his face.

Pissed off that jonathen came in her mouth amanda gave him a violent "Blizzard".

by The transmitter November 11, 2010

Blizzard

a violent storm of blood and jizz

The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010