Blitzen

A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ the boss.

There goes that Blitzen again, having a wing fit and blipping away.

by Blitzen's Mom June 21, 2008

blitzer

Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.

That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!

by benits February 6, 2006

Blitzed

One step past being drunk or slizzard.

I'm gonna be BLITZED at tonight's bonfire

by KT NO DOTS August 20, 2010

blitzen

a fat ass cat.

Wow, look at that blitzen over there!
Youre looking like quite a blitzen today, sire.

WHOAH! BLITZENS ARE EVERYWHERE!

by R0G398 May 16, 2010

shit blitzer

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

by Zack and Nick September 30, 2007

Blitzed

A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.

- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!

- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!

- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!

by Maximus Decimus Meridi July 24, 2012

blitzed

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."

by alex shuts up April 11, 2006