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Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in
by lulululz May 23, 2016
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1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender
by JulianDB January 5, 2017
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When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018
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a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.
Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie
by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017
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Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.
You’re such a blender Megan
by Zelius August 8, 2019
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Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life
-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019
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yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!
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