bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

blee dat

To give complete and absolute agreement to a statement or question. It may also serve as an affirmative answer to a question.

LSU was the only 2003 National Champion in college football. You best blee dat.

Hey, Clean, are you going to take down some racist knuckleheads?

Mr. Clean: "Blee dat."

by OnePeat June 22, 2008

blamestorm

A meeting, usually corporate or governmental, to decide who should be blamed for the incompetence of the organization itself.

The idiots in Marketing got together to blamestorm over the failure of the new product launch.

by RadioBoy January 1, 2005

Blamestorming

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Bleeding

A mild word often used as an adjective to emphasise dislike or negativity in relation to something else, comparable to bloody

"We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode 21

by Xenophilius August 3, 2007

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008