I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.

Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!

by A_Spec October 16, 2006

Blumer

An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.

by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010

blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.

Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.

by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006

blamex

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.

That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.

by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010

lag-blamer

The kid on any type of online game that doesn't get any kills or dies more times than he gets kills (terrible kill to death ratio) because of 'the lag'. There is usually no lag and the person playing is usually a lier to make him sound better at the game.

"anyone one else seein' this lag?"

"no, my connection seems to be okay."

"must be my connection because i went 2 to 12"

"your such a lag-blamer"

by throwitontheground November 25, 2009

Baumes

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

by rakkasan August 5, 2008

Blame Game

Used when someone does not want to be held accountable for something.

Person 1: Why didn't your administration do your jobs?
Person 2: Hey, hey, hey, stop playing the blame game!

by Amolo September 24, 2005