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Blauvelt 

Blauvelt is a small town that few people have ever heard of in Rockland County, New York. Even those in neighboring towns are usually unaware of its existence.

It is populated primarily by Irish and Italian residents. There isn't much to do in Blauvelt besides drive around or go to locally owned restaurants, so residents go to the surrounding towns for entertainment.

The name of the town is pronounced as blawvelt by its residents and (incorrectly) as blaowvelt by others (especially Neil Kuperman).

Contrary to popular belief as it is suggested by this site:

Blauvelt is never referred to as Tappan Zee.
Tappan Zee High School is not in Blauvelt.
Blauvelt certainly does not want to be Pearl River.
Yo, where are we right now? Is this Orangeburg?

Nah this is Blauvelt.

What the hell is Blauvelt?

You've lived in Tappan your whole life how do you not know where Blauvelt is?

Oh, it's a place?

Sigh....
Blauvelt by YouMadBrah? September 10, 2010
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blauvelt 

blauvelt also refferred to as tz (tappan zee) is a small irish italian town that wishes it were pearl river.

lost to pearl rievr 29- NOTHING in the orange bowl

but they are still trying to outdo pearl river anyway.
somewhere in blauvelt.

"yo man why is our rock blue and white?"
"I dunno bro maybe bc we dont have a mascott."
blauvelt by johnathon doe April 20, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026