Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

by Tember June 9, 2011

blarp

Farting in the back of a fine automobile with leather, such as a Cadillac

Brady Quit blarping back there!!!

by coxroxnja March 1, 2011

blarp

a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.

*odd silence* "Blarrrrp!"

by Cryo March 29, 2004

Blardouph

The pink around the stink

Bleeding blardouph mean Jamie get off.

by Minh Truong November 11, 2003

Barpolar

A barroom customer who displays intense mood swings between his first and last drink.

"That guy's a real Jekyll and Hyde. Let's get the hell out of here before he knocks back the next shot. I think he's barpolar."

by Kit Marley June 10, 2016

Blarp

A fat whore with bacne

“That bitch is an absolute blarp”

by ScoobyDoobyJew April 4, 2020

BLARP

The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.

on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.

by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023