Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007

Dingle Beardy

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.

Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef

by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

boardy barn

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.

Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?

by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018

beardy club

group of male grad students in philosophy or English who wear scruffy beards and shaggy haircuts, often accompanied by sportcoats with leather elbows and suitably ironic brimmed hats. Can usually be found sipping coffee or cheap beer, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and name-dropping obscure authors and/or film directors. May also be in a hipster band, or just off collecting books, music and DVDs which nobody else cares about.

Here come the beardy club, on their way to the art-house cinema.

by I'mwithbeardy January 18, 2009

blardom

this is when you are bored out of your mind and is accociated with boredom except here you are bored and talking to someone, hence linked with blah

sexybex : Meh, msn is *so* boring
Hotrod : Yeh.
sexybex : Blardom

by O_o neth December 18, 2004

Blaady

An adjective given to a friend you adore a lot.
Blaady is the perfect friend to whom you can talk to for hours and hours.

They are there for you all the time.
Blaady is love.

No one blaadyer than that blaady.

That awesome girl? thats blaadykins!

Your blaadyness made me so damn happy!

by deecay March 31, 2011