Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010

carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.

You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like

by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015

blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

blanch boys

An unknown species from a ratchet area named blanch who are TRASH!!!
They also manipulate the gyaldem to giving them uck, job and twap #sickosssss

Their so full of themselves

They don’t buy bread and milk for their mumzys in the local shop?!

Blanch boys have brought beef to the motive.

by Murphyluke111 August 13, 2019