Chicago Blackhawks

The best sports team ever. Won 5 Stanley Cups, most recently in 2013, winning the series 4-2 against the Boston Bruins. Unlike the Vancouver Canucks, the Blackhawks actually get somewhere. Also one of the Original 6 teams, along with the Boston Bruins, Detroit Red Wings, Montréal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Goalies are Corey Crawford and Nikolai Khabibulin. To recap, I said it once and I'll say it again...the Blackhawks are the BEST SPORTS TEAM EVER!!!

Guy 1: "Hey, did you watch that Canucks game last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I watched the Chicago Blackhawks game because they're awesome."
Guy 1: "Maybe you're right. The Canucks did lose to the Dallas Stars 9-1 last night."
Guy 2: "FUCK YEA!!!"

by Yoshibowser29 November 27, 2013

Blackhawk

The UH-60. The U.S. Army's main transport helicopter. Has variants such as the MH-60, HH-60 "Pavehawk" and the AH-60 Direct Air Penetrator.

Blackhawk Down is an awesome movie which features this helicopter getting shot down.

by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005

blackhand

it's a pun. black mother's always back handing they child lol so let's call it a black hand. (sorry if it seem rascist it's just sterotypical)

ifyoudontputdatmothafuckinthingdownimma blackhand you😤

by loyal lulu August 9, 2020

blackwater

v. the act of firing at anything that moves with high-powered firearms, even if the target happens to be a slow-moving vehicle full of innocent civilians; to be utterly unconcerned about the loss of human life while engaging in highly questionable behavior.

Damn, that street gang just blackwatered that poor family.

by epiclulz November 4, 2007

Blackwatch

Blackwatch is a group of pseudointellectual trolls, first forming in World of Warcraft and holding a presence in several online gaming communities.

The group espouses a particular agenda, emphasizing the need for detachment and disidentification in people. Through this, they justify their inflammatory actions, although many members troll simply for amusement.

Blackwatch gained moderate renown after launching a slander campaign against a World of Warcraft player; the libel would be debunked, associating the group with guilds like Serenity Now and granting it an enormous amount of infamy.

The group would later feign a member's real life death, eliciting sympathy from the World of Warcraft community. This would also be debunked as deception.

by Aeranlaes November 2, 2008

Chicago Blackhawks

Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.

The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".

by Stark24 December 31, 2009

blackhawk down

When you hover over the toilet to defecate, and a large piece of feces misses the bowl and sticks to the seat. Disgusted and embarrassed, the guilty party leaves the scene without cleaning up.

Don't hit that stall in the corner, bro. There's a blackhawk down.

by Gahces January 7, 2008