Bitchhiker

A female hitchhiker.

:Why didn't you pick up that female hitchhiker?

:Oh, you mean that Bitchhiker? I dont know.

by mnajc June 12, 2011

bitchiest boy in the box

Metaphor used when there is well known bitch or rebel in a community or small area.

Person1:”mark is the bitchiest boy in the box.”
Person2:”yeah.yesterday they vandalized the school entrance.”

by BuggieWuggie November 14, 2020

bitchiest

Someone who is higher than all living things, a person who can talk off anyone without having to use many words, preferably teachers and older people, but even there friends and family, this person has no problem telling someone what they need to know whether it is rude and disrespectful, even if it includes dropping that person they’ll do it. This is found mainly in zodiac Taurus, and in the name alphabet range i-m. Don’t mess with them they’ll ruin your life.

Damn He’s The bitchiest person alive, but it shows power and dominance.

by -Fuckerbitch July 3, 2017

Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009

bitchimbo

If you know the c-word, you're not even half way there to describing this person. Raised by rabid animals, she is the worst of bitch combined with the worst of bimbo and probably a bit of a gold digging whore. Completely unreliable and obsessive about telling you her personal problems including her problems with the old guy she's fucking and with his wife. Swears like a sailor when talking to guys. This girl just doesn't givafuck about who she offends or who she screws or what she says so long as her makeup looks right.

The broad who is never really there for anybody but herself is a complete bitchimbo.

by Incognito Law Student May 1, 2009

bitchtied

bondage for a bitch

by chad August 28, 2003

bitchitize

TO make someone your bitch or slave for life

I bitchitized that bitch just for the fun of it.

by Sir turts alot May 22, 2006